bookingmyselfaonewayflight:

He’ll always be so modest and humble. 

ahistoryofoceans:

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

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ahistoryofoceans:

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

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venusaurphobia:

ignitionremix:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

Married people are weird as hell

I think I’m gonna call into work sick today

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

slutframing:

"Class, stop packing up! We have two minutes le-"

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lowcutcaesar:

It me

lowcutcaesar:

It me

northern-dontpour:

This is still my favorite of patricks replies i

northern-dontpour:

This is still my favorite of patricks replies i

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

queenvanesssaaa:
heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter