He’ll always be so modest and humble.
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"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
what i want in a marriage
Married people are weird as hell
I think I’m gonna call into work sick today
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it
"Class, stop packing up! We have two minutes le-"
This is still my favorite of patricks replies i
im gonna be hot in a few years i swear
Trying to make plans with your friends..
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter